ArmadilloCon 2005: pizza lunch with Charles Stross, or causal channel-enabled future space pirates

I finally got to meet Charles Stross in person at the pre-ArmadilloCon pizza lunch. The pizza place, Mangia, is crowded at lunchtime. Its acoustics would put an opera theater to shame. It was so noisy that people had to routinely lean forward and bent their ears in the direction of the speaker in order to hear a person sitting across the table from them. And, of course, Charles Stross speaks with a British accent, which I don’t have much experience with. His accent isn’t thick, but in general British accent is harder for me to process than any other kind. I have no problems with Indian or Chinese accent, but when I listen to British speak, I feel the cogs and gears in my brain grinding through the pattern-matching heuristics. Add this all up, and my attempt to relay the lunch conversation will be more like playing “a broken phone”.

A lot of the time Charlie (as he calls himself) and a small group of other people talked about the space program. Shuttle. Arianne. Soyuz. That’s all I picked up.

Stross writes about a 1000-1500 words a day. On very productive days he’s been known to write 5000.

He passed over the veggie pizza because it did not seem to have cheese. (Actually, it was a stuffed pizza with cheese inside.)

He does not like the news tickers, or crawlers (I don’t remember which word he used. I think he was referring to the text that crawls along the bottom of the screen, not related to the story that’s being narrated in the main part of the screen). “Eek!” he exclaimed.

Charles Stross (second row) at the pizza lunch at the pizza lunch at ArmadilloCon 2005 in Austin, Texas
CIMG0124 Charles Stross (second row) at the pizza lunch. To the right of him are artists Ctein and John Picacio.

Charlie’s adventures in tech industry

Before he started writing full time, he worked in the tech industry. He has his own dot-com crash story. After being a senior programmer, he was offered a position to head a software development department in a startup. He accepted. But, he admitted, he might have burned the bridges to his old workplace a bit prematurely. This was March 2000, he said and paused for a second, smiling, so we could see where this was going. All would have been good if his new company had had an IPO a few weeks earlier. The stock sale would have given it a big enough supply of cash. As it was, though, the stock market crashed and all of a sudden the company had just a few weeks to live.

Pirates and accounting

He does plan to write a sequel to “Iron Sunrise”. It will be a book about space pirates. Or, more accurately, about something that sounded like “charter accounting” or “enchanted accounting”. Probably the former… though some accounting practices that gained notoriety in recent years — such as at Enron — could be rightfully called “enchanted”. I said I would be curious to find out what is the connection between space pirates and accounting. He proceeded to explain what he had in mind. In the days of old, pirates had to work out a system how to divide the loot. For example, one pirate might have reached into the cleavage of a baroness and pulled out a super-expensive necklace, while another one might have grabbed something much cheaper. So, if I understood correctly, they needed some kind of well-defined accounting system to decide how to divide their bounty.

So the idea is, the way I understood it, that the space pirates will use causal channels to speculate in the futures of… well, whatever goods the ships will transport. What is a causal channel? Why, it is a channel of communication by quantum entanglement. Two entangled particles, when separated by a distance, no matter how big, if the quantum state of one of the particles is changed, the state of the other particle will change too. That means a faster than light communication. If ships fly slower than light, and somebody could communicate via a causal channel with the second party at the destination about the contents of the ship’s cargo, then the second party would know what commodities, and what amounts of them, will be sold in the market years from now, and could profit from that information.

The problem is, as I found out later, that quantum entanglement does not allow faster-than-light communication. So I may have misunderstood what he said. Like I said, the environment was noisy.

Charles Stross at the pizza lunch at the pizza lunch at ArmadilloCon 2005 in Austin, Texas
CIMG0127 Charles Stross at the pizza lunch